Evolutionary Ideas

A Short List of the Theories Evolutionists
Have for the Extinction of the Dinosaurs:

-they starved to death

-they died from over-eating (no contradictions there)

-they were poisoned (how and by what?)

-they developed cataracts, became blind, and thus couldn't reproduce (huh?)

-mammals ate their eggs (afraid to eat T-Rex eggs?)

-volcanic dust somehow killed them

-poisonous gasses such as methane (and this filled up the entire earth?)

-comets

-sunspots

-meteorites

-mass suicides ("I can't take it anymore..." If only they had Zoloft)

-constipation (no Pepto-Bismal)

-parasites

-shrinking brain (which means the evolutionists need to look-out, too)

-slipped disks ("my back is killing me... literally")

-changes in the composition of air


But, hey... us creationists are the ones who are deluded and brainwashed into believing in God, and that He created the world in 6 days. Evolutionists are the smart ones (?) and their theory stands up as tall as the little single celled creature they believe they evolved from.

I'm so glad I believe the Word of God...